Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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