If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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