and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
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How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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