dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
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We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
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If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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