before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
