I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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