i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Someone shattered a urinal.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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