So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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