doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I intend to get homeless drunk
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She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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