Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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