After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He kissed a someone with a penis
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
