it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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