did you get engaged???
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Randomize
