So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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