do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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