Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
We named our party play list daddy issues
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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