just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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