You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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