I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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