drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
not ubering you a puppy
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