Just fell off a train. Bad.
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apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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