Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
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Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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