I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
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Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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