Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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