He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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