The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
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Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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