And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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