I am in a vortex of obligation.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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