Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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