She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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