I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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