So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
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I'm getting married
To pizza
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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