Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
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I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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