I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
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Drake has all the answers
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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