Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
false alarm. still invincible.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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