I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
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I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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