i already hear my dad disowning me
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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