he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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