my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
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I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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