The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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