do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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