i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I could fuck to npr.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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