Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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