Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
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i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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