And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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