i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Randomize
