I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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