i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
he just fucked me for my cheese..
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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