one might say we're banned from that church
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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