And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
