Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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