need another drink. this is the easiest way
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I fill condoms, not promises.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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