If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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