He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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