He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
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No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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